The title should be self-explanatory. These are things that I probably wouldn't do if I didn't have a Mrs. Power who I love and appreciate. This may or may not become a regular subject, so I'll just include a few today.
1. Watch Awful Movies: Princess movies, horse movies, dead-husband-ghost movies, every conceivable retarded storyline for a "romantic" movie has been created, and I've see most of them. They're all incredibly idiotic and make no attempt at all to be believable or rational. I thank the good people at Heineken and Bombay for helping me through these trying times.
2. Put Laundry Away: Leaving all my clothes on top of the dresser seems like a much more effective way of seeing what's clean and available. I'm not sure why women hate efficiency so much, but I'm going to try to find out.
3. Pay Attention to Hair: For some reason, it's now necessary for me to notice and comment whenever ANYONE gets a haircut. My mom, her mom, her sister, a co-worker's wife...every time someone changes his/her hair in the slightest way, I have to notice and compliment it. uh....no. I don't really care. If it looks bad, I'll try not to make fun of it while you're in the room. That's the most I can promise.
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And you will continue to put way the laundry, because you love me...and fear for your life.
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