Around age 10 or 11, I had surgery to repair a detached retina. I've worn glasses since then.
At age 30, I've gotten contacts instead of glasses for the first time (there are reasons, but they're dull and I won't go into the details).
I've realized that my doctors weren't advising against contacts because they're pricks, as I previously believed, but because contacts suck.
I love that I can see without glasses for the first time in nearly 20 years, and that I can wear normal sunglasses and SEE at the same time. However, it turns out that the process of pulling tiny pieces of plastic out of my eyes makes me both homicidal AND suicidal. Rather than poke myself in the eye for 30 minutes trying to get this little piece of plastic out of it, I want my head to burst into a fiery atomic explosion, and I want it to take out the entire city (especially the eye dr.'s office).
Also, I may have a broken thumb. It's hard to say for sure. Are thumbs supposed to bend?
Along with the contacts, getting my thumb fixed is potentially beneficial for my season of baseball. The whole process of trying not to suck at baseball is becoming extremely inconvenient for me. This must be how the Nationals feel every day...
I'm still trying to put together a coherent synopsis of the Bulls and their playoff run. Please be patient. Or don't. I really don't care that much.
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yes thumbs are supposed to bend. you need to get that taken care of soon...mr procrastinator.
Ah yes. I remember when I was having a hard time putting in my lenses for the first time. After an hour of unnaturally trying to LEAVE plastic shards in my eyes, Mom told me to grow up. That'll do it.
3 goals for 31
1) grow the whoredom with a little affiliate marketing :-) - no infomercial products
2) edit the book of blues n get famous for it
3) start a little power army
How's this for a start?
AND fuck local politics til they do something really stupid, then start a revolution!
I told Adam to "grow up" because the "fake vomiting" drama that he was enflicting on all of us who tried to show support was ridiculous. His anger at the plastic shards was a little exagerrated.
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